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LA School of Sales & Advertising

The Valkyrie Certified
Producer Track

Transform from consumer to conscious producer. Business is energy manipulation. Advertising is applied physics. Wealth creation is accessible to anyone willing to see reality clearly.

5 Levels. From Pattern Recognition to Mastery. Prove ROI or Don't Advance.

$27
Start Level 1
$30K
Mastermind Level 5

Core Frameworks You'll Master

Proprietary systems developed over years of real-world campaign execution

{!$?i}

Pattern Recognition Framework

! = Attention capture
$ = Price/transaction
? = The question asked
i = Information completion

Photon Money Engine

Energy → Information → Question → Value → Energy. Understand why the sun is the source of all economic value.

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Polymodal Advertising

Color psychology, cymatics, scent marketing—multi-sensory campaigns that convert 40-60% better.

The 5-Level Producer Track

Each level builds on the last. Prove competence before advancing.

1

Pattern Recognition

$27 - $97

🎓 Certification: Certified Advertising Campaign Manager

"See the Matrix" — Learn to identify how attention becomes money

After Level 1, you can audit any marketing content and explain WHY it works using {!$?i} and Human Motivation frameworks.

  • Install the {!$?i} pattern recognition system
  • Master the Human Motivation Venn (Status + Meaning + Survival)
  • Audit resumes, billboards, social ads, emails
  • Introduction to Socratic Sales Questions

Graduation: Pass framework quiz + Submit one project case study

2

Understanding the Code

$497 - $997

🎓 Certification: Certified Creative Producer

"Understand the Matrix" — Learn WHY patterns work at a neurological level

Understand sales funnels conceptually, tell stories that convert, grasp polymodal perception, and see marketing as energy transformation.

  • Introduction to Photon Money Engine
  • Narrative storytelling & customer avatars
  • Polymodal Advertising: color, sound, scent
  • Sigils, pareidolia, symbolic communication

Graduation: Create conceptual sales funnel + storytelling brief

3

Navigate the Matrix

$2,500 - $5,000

🎓 Certification: Certified Senior Producer

"Use the Code" — Close real clients, build your agency, earn money or don't advance

Launch your branded agency, build complete sales infrastructure. Graduation requires earning back your certification cost.

Equipment Included:

Lavalier mic, LED lighting, tripod, remote workflow kit, Valkyrie Producer Notion System, Casio G-Shock GD-X6900 (The Producer's Watch)

  • Brand your agency with visual identity
  • Master the Valkyrie Tech Stack (free/low-cost tools)
  • Socratic Sales: close without pressure
  • Financial systems + Stripe setup + CPA connection
  • Time Mastery: The Producer's relationship to time

Graduation: Revenue ≥ cert price + 3 testimonials + CPA consultation + Active Stripe account

4

Understanding the Source Code

$7,500 - $15,000

🎓 Certification: Certified Senior Executive Producer

"See the Source" — Metaphysics of value, physics of persuasion, energy nature of reality

Experience existential transformation. Business is applied physics. Capitalism is energy manipulation. Expect tears. Expect breakthroughs.

Graduation Award:

🟢 Green Lantern Ring (Glow in the Dark) — "Your imagination becomes infrastructure."

  • MBA-level finance: read & build financial statements
  • Deep Photon Money Engine: deconstruct capitalism
  • MKUltra history, cymatics, consciousness technology
  • The Elephant in the Boardroom: sex, power & commerce
  • Build and lead a creative business unit

Graduation: Finance exam + transformation vlog + 2x Level 3 revenue + certification project + 🟢 Ring Ceremony

5

The Mastermind

$10,000 - $30,000

🎓 Certification: Certified Master Creative Producer

"Write New Code" — This is your sandbox. Teach, create, innovate. Maybe teach me something.

Individualized mastery. Execute large-scale creative operations, develop original frameworks, or teach what you've learned.

Path A: Creator

Documentary, movement launch, brand overhaul

Path B: Teacher

Develop course, teach Valkyrie framework

Path C: Innovator

Original framework, book, technology

Path D: Mastermind

Lead peer group, collaborative projects

Graduation: Master thesis + chosen path completion

The Wealth Energy Diagnostic

Level 5 synthesizes everything into a unified model

Wealth = Your ability to capture photons, convert them into information, package into an offer, set a price, and accept payment without friction.

Tier 1-3

Energy starvation → fragility → debt cycle

Tier 4-6

Stability → overflow → no ownership

Tier 7-9

Systems → autonomy → sovereignty

The gap isn't money—it's the ability to automate energy conversion.

Assessment & Graduation Gates

Level Price Certification Earned Graduation Requirements
1: Pattern Recognition $27-$97 Certified Advertising Campaign Manager Quiz + Case study
2: Understanding the Code $497-$997 Certified Creative Producer Conceptual funnel + storytelling brief
3: Navigate the Matrix $2,500-$5,000 Certified Senior Producer Revenue = cert price + portfolio + CPA + Stripe + 🕐 Watch
4: Source Code $7,500-$15,000 Certified Senior Executive Producer Finance exam + vlog + 2x revenue + project + 🟢 Ring
5: Mastermind $10,000-$30,000 Certified Master Creative Producer Master thesis + chosen path completion

Frequently Asked Questions

Why start at $27 instead of one big program?

Prove you can recognize patterns before investing more. Each level builds on the last—and requires proof of competence. This isn't a course you buy and forget. It's a track you climb.

What if I have no marketing experience?

Perfect. Level 1 starts from zero. You'll learn to see the patterns in everyday advertising that most people miss. By Level 3, you'll be closing real clients.

What's the {!$?i} framework?

It's our pattern recognition system. ! = Attention capture, $ = Price/transaction, ? = The question being asked, i = Information completion. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

What's the Photon Money Engine?

Our framework for understanding business as energy transformation. Photons from the sun become food, become labor, become information, become value, become money. Understanding this chain changes how you see capitalism.

Level 3 requires earning back my investment?

Yes. You must generate gross revenue equal to your certification cost before graduating Level 3. This ensures you're not just learning—you're doing. We don't advance theorists.

Why do you say "expect tears" in Level 4?

Level 4 gets existential. We deconstruct capitalism, examine power dynamics, and confront uncomfortable truths about commerce. Some students experience genuine transformation. That's the point.

Ready to See the Matrix?

Start with Level 1 for just $27. Prove you can recognize patterns before you invest more. Every level requires proof of competence.

Level 1: $27 | Level 2: $497 | Level 3: $2,500 | Level 4: $7,500 | Level 5: $10,000+