Why do some creators blow up overnight… while you’re still figuring out your damn thumbnail?

Is it the algorithm?

Is it luck?

Or is it that they know how to sell?

Most don’t.

Most post and pray.
Most grind content and stay broke.
Most never realize:

“If your funnel can’t close the deal, your audience is just applause without cash.”

🎯 This Is For You If:

• You’re tired of posting for free on TikTok, YouTube, or IG.
  
  

• You run a business but suck at marketing.
  
  

• You’ve got a brand but no real conversion engine.
  
  

• You're ready to learn once, earn forever using automation, psychology, and AI.
  
  

🧠 What You’ll Learn Inside the Webinar

Module 1: The War Map

“Can I show you the full battlefield of attention—before you waste another dollar on ads?”

• Why most ads fail (and what makes them stick).
  
  

• Dan Harmon’s Story Circle applied to brands.
  
  

• Emotional narrative arcs that embed your offer into your audience’s subconscious.
  
  

Module 2: The Socratic Sales Engine

“What if you could close deals with questions instead of pressure?”

• How to write funnel copy that hypnotizes (without sounding like a bro marketer).
  
  

• Why questions convert better than commands.
  
  

• The 5-question close that sells anything (even $10,000 offers).
  
  

Module 3: Automation as Ammunition

“How many hours are you losing to tasks a robot could do better?”

• Set up your own SHIELD SMS™ Drip System.
  
  

• Use free tools like Google Apps Script + Tasker to run your sales machine 24/7.
  
  

• Deploy AI resumes, follow-up engines, QR codes, and voice assistants in your stack.
  
  

Module 4: Thumbnails, Trello, & TikTok Domination

“If your thumbnail doesn’t make people stop scrolling… why are you even posting?”

• How to blueprint a thumbnail using the Metaphysics MBA.
  
  

• What MrBeast, political campaigns, and propaganda have in common.
  
  

• Build your funnel board in Trello LIVE, step-by-step.
  
  

🧰 Bonuses Included (No Extra Charge):

• ✅ Full replay access for life
  
  

• ✅ Vault of AI prompts, thumbnail templates, and scripts
  
  

• ✅ Join the Valkyrie mastermind private community
  
  

• ✅ Discounts on client portal tools & software
  
  

• ✅ $500 credit toward your first done-for-you campaign (optional)
  
  

🧨 Hyper-Specific Outcomes:

• Your first converting YouTube or TikTok thumbnail.
  
  

• A functional AI-powered ad funnel that sells while you sleep.
  
  

• Full clarity on how to monetize your brand, influence, or service in 30 days.
  
  

• Real-world templates to plug and profit — no fluff, no excuses.
  
  

😳 But What If It Doesn’t Work?

If you follow what we teach, it will work.
You just have to show up and build.

This isn’t school.
This is war.
And we’re going to teach you how to win.

🎟️ Only 500 Spots. This Will Sell Out.

The replays will be sold later at $997+, but you get access today for just $500.

👑 Valkyrie School of Advertising

It’s time to stop being a consumer of content...
And start being the architect of attention.